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All 7 tools on this site were vibe-coded with Muse AI. Join at muse.ai/join & use code in Settings within 48h for 1 Billion Free Tokens.

hosting_bill = $0.00  ·  saas_bill = $0.00  ·  ads = 0

People who pay
$300+/yr for website builders.
My stack costs $0.00.

While everyone else burns $1,000+/year on bloated SaaS subscriptions, I vibe-code my own faster, zero-ad, privacy-first tools and host them on GitHub Pages for $0.00/month — built with Muse AI.

$0.00
monthly hosting cost, forever
7
free tools shipped, zero paywalls
$1,428
max yearly savings vs. paid SaaS
1B
free Muse tokens w/ code

// the burn calculator

People Who Pay vs. My $0 Stack

Drag the slider. Watch what a decade of "just $23/month" actually costs — and what my GitHub Pages stack costs instead.

1 yr10 yrs

What People Pay for a Portfolio

  • Squarespace / Webflow site builder$276/yr
  • Custom plugins & themes$120/yr
  • Link-in-bio subscription$108/yr
Total burned over 5 years

= $504/yr × 5 yrs

My crtghoul.github.io Stack

  • GitHub Pages hosting$0.00
  • Open-source code, hand-rolled$0.00
  • Built with Muse AI$0.00
Total burned over 5 years
$0.00

forever. literally forever.

You saved $2,520 by not paying. That's a vacation. Or 126 burritos.

// the anti-subscription receipt

Your Personal Savings Receipt

Check every paid subscription my free tools replace. Watch your annual savings stack up — mine stays at $0.00.

crtghoul.github.io — annual savings
Total annual savings
$0
My cost
$0.00

Check a box above to start saving. Every toggle is a subscription you don't need.

// the $0.00 arsenal

7 Tools. $0 in Subscriptions.

Every tool below replaces a paid product. Each was vibe-coded with Muse AI and ships free, ad-free, and paywall-free.

Web & Gaming $0 vs $5/mo gaming overlays

Deadlock Build Guide & Meta Companion

Problem: Bloated companion apps hog memory, blast video ads, and lock builds behind "Pro Tier" paywalls between match queues.
Solution: A fast, lightweight, mobile-friendly guide — hero builds, item progressions, lane counters — that loads instantly and never asks for a dime.

hero builds item progression lane counters mobile-first
How I built it with Muse

Described the layout in plain words, iterated on the hero cards live in chat, and pushed straight to GitHub Pages. No framework, no build step, no hosting bill.

iOS & Android $0 vs $180/yr sub-trap apps

App Horde — Zero-Ad, No-IAP Apple App Directory

Problem: The App Store is flooded with $9.99/week subscription traps disguised as "free" apps.
Solution: A curated directory of genuinely free iOS/macOS apps — minimum or zero ads, strictly no predatory in-app purchases. Every claim verified.

zero ads no IAP verified directory
How I built it with Muse

Vibe-coded the whole directory, then automated deal sweeps and IAP re-verification with Muse — every app badge is machine-checked, not marketing copy.

iOS & Android $0 vs $99/yr signing catalogs

iOS Sideloading Multi-Repo Search Engine

Problem: Searching dozens of separate JSON repos inside LiveContainer is frustrating and slow.
Solution: One unified index across LiveContainer, AltStore and SideStore sources — instant IPA search, descriptions, version comparison, direct repo links.

multi-repo index instant search IPA versions
How I built it with Muse

Pointed Muse at the scattered JSON repo formats, had it normalize them into one search index, and shipped the UI in the same session.

iOS & Android $0 vs $120/yr mirror pro tiers

droidhorde — Multi-Repo FOSS APK Search

Problem: Sketchy APK mirrors, ad-heavy stores, and mystery binaries you can't trust.
Solution: The Android counterpart to the iOS indexer — aggregates F-Droid, GitHub releases and indie sideloading repos into one instant search so you inspect clean, ad-free APKs before installing.

F-Droid GitHub releases clean APKs
How I built it with Muse

Mirrored the iOS indexer's architecture for Android sources — one search box, many repos, zero sketchy download buttons.

Windows & Desktop $0 vs $276/yr webcatalog+dictation

Web-App Launcher + Clipboard + Local STT

Problem: WebCatalog apps ($40), clipboard managers ($25/yr) and cloud dictation ($15/mo) each want a cut of your wallet.
Solution: A 3-in-1 desktop powerhouse — wrap any site as an isolated native-style web app, keep searchable persistent clipboard history, and transcribe with a local offline STT model. Zero cloud API fees.

isolated web apps clipboard history offline STT
How I built it with Muse

Built as a Rust desktop app with Muse pair-programming the whole way — site isolation, clipboard persistence, and on-device transcription in one binary.

Web & Gaming $0 vs $120/yr cloud compressors

Free Local Video Compressor

Problem: Online compressors cap uploads at 50MB, stamp watermarks, and charge $10/month to remove them.
Solution: Compress large videos right in your browser for Discord, GitHub or web sharing — no file-size paywalls, no watermarks, no cloud uploads. Your files never leave your device.

100% local no watermark ffmpeg.wasm
How I built it with Muse

One self-contained page running ffmpeg.wasm client-side — debugged the worker bundling quirks with Muse until compression just worked, then shipped it.

Windows & Desktop $0 vs $69/yr PC cleaners

Windows 11 Bloatware Deleter

Problem: Windows ships with telemetry, pre-installed junk and background hogs — and "PC cleaners" charge $69/yr to maybe fix it, with upsells on top.
Solution: A transparent, no-nonsense debloater that strips bloatware and telemetry services without a single sketchy upsell. You see exactly what it removes.

telemetry off transparent no upsells
How I built it with Muse

Wrote it in plain words, had Muse generate and audit every removal step, and kept it Vanguard-safe — debloat without breaking games or updates.

// vibe-code your own stack

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// live from github

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